EVIL

While home for Christmas, I woke up one morning to a jar filled with an unusual looking substance on the kitchen counter. As I got closer to the jar I noticed that it was my worse nightmare - a jar of homemade pickles! What the heck. My family knows that I have an odd fear of pickles and here was the most disgusting thing I've ever seen in our kitchen.

Luckily nobody was home because I let out an aggravated groan and left the kitchen. A few days later I brought up the p issue with my parents.

My mom said that it was a gift from one of her parents at school. Who gives homemade pickles to people for Christmas? Odd.

My parents also thought it was funny to leave it out for me. Thanks, guys.