New Neighbor

I came home last night to my neighbor getting hot and heavy in the stairway. After an awkward hello, he asked if I had any condoms on me! In shock, I said no and then ran up to my apartment.

After scrounging one up from my flat mate, I ran back out and threw him a condom. He thanked me and I told him it was nice to meet him.

Today in my apartment doorway was a brown paper bag of a Pabst tall can, mini Wild Turkey and a note:

In case you can't read the note, it reads, "Dear Nieghbor, Thanks for being neighborly last night. Have a beer and a shot! Cheers, Cameron #4"

Some neighbors ask for a cup of sugar, others ask for condoms.

*Notice that he spelled "neighbor" wrong. Classy should be his middle name.