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“I thought he was gay because after all we are in San Francisco and when I showed up he was singing Britney Spears. He knew all the words to Lucky! At least he’s good eye-candy. He was quasi-funny, but in a gay way.” – Drunk neighbor across the alley

I had to write the dialogue because her drunk conversation to a friend on the phone was classic. Sadly, I can also completely relate to my drunk neighbor.

Two weeks ago at Oktoberfest this guy danced with me to cheer me up. Yes, I'm guilty to assuming he was gay based on his mannerisms, attire and friends... so when he went in to kiss me you can imagine my utter shock. You never know nowadays. Especially in San Francisco.