Woof!

My friend Hilary was telling me about an Oprah episode featuring dogs who knew how to count, add and multiply with their paws. She said that she looked at her dog, Monkey, and asked why he couldn't do that and what was wrong with him.

Hilary then revealed that she has been thinking about figuring out a way to get an assistant sight seeing dog. Yes she is perfectly capable, but she wants a dog to open the fridge and grab beers for her while she sits on the couch. I pointed out that you can see her fridge from the sofa and that it is probably 20 steps round trip from the sofa to the fridge and back. Without hesitation, she is still working on figuring out a way to get one for her dire needs.

Poor Monkey has no idea what he's up against.