My uncle is staying with us in Sacramento for a few days and we have definitely had our share of laughs.
On his roommate drinking a lot of milk: "I told him to just buy his own cow at the amount he drinks. Make sure he's fully loaded. And that the cow eats a S**tload of grass."
On my mom's Spanish Christmas music: "Sounds like we're in a Japanese elevator."
On his buttcrack hanging out of his pants: "Someone yelled at me while I was on the job the other week. The guy looked over from across the way and yelled, 'SAY NO TO CRACK!'"
Coming home to my uncle making orange juice: "I made some orange juice! I couldn't find anything so I put it in this (motions to a glass vase filled with OJ)".
On his roommate drinking a lot of milk: "I told him to just buy his own cow at the amount he drinks. Make sure he's fully loaded. And that the cow eats a S**tload of grass."
On my mom's Spanish Christmas music: "Sounds like we're in a Japanese elevator."
On his buttcrack hanging out of his pants: "Someone yelled at me while I was on the job the other week. The guy looked over from across the way and yelled, 'SAY NO TO CRACK!'"
Coming home to my uncle making orange juice: "I made some orange juice! I couldn't find anything so I put it in this (motions to a glass vase filled with OJ)".
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